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Post by OneShot\PR/ on Aug 8, 2005 14:21:54 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hi all
History to laugh : (True Proverb!) "Who swallows a coconut in entirety trusts his anus - proverb of the Ivory Coast "
I beat you Hatchet , muahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!(i'v got better jokes - just kidding bro of course ).
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Post by KonKuSSioN \PR/ on Aug 8, 2005 14:55:56 GMT -5
What worries me more than anything isn't the joke, but the fact that Hatchet is likely to post a picture containing this subject matter.  |
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Post by OneShot\PR/ on Aug 8, 2005 15:31:35 GMT -5
Hi KonKussion.  it was a "figure of speech" , philosophy matter, no photo required ;D |
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Post by KonKuSSioN \PR/ on Aug 8, 2005 15:38:34 GMT -5
Hi KonKussion. it was a "figure of speech" , philosophy matter, no photo required ;D Yes, my thoughts EXACTLY. No pics Hatch ok? ;D |
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Post by Hatchet\PR/ on Aug 9, 2005 14:10:36 GMT -5
and your POINT being Mr Kon Sir  |
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Post by Hornisse on Aug 9, 2005 23:17:56 GMT -5
My imagination or is there a lot of strange laundry being aired in public? ;D I figure the other version of the proverb might be just as apt: "He who swallows his anus in entirety trusts his coconut"  Hell, it makes as much sense as the one Oneshot posted! |
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Post by TómmÿGûñz™ \PR/ on Aug 11, 2005 21:58:35 GMT -5
The Test...
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
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Post by Hatchet\PR/ on Aug 15, 2005 15:48:49 GMT -5
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it was a "figure of speech" , philosophy matter, no photo required ;D
