Post by Hatchet\PR/ on Apr 28, 2007 23:18:37 GMT -5
the following is a exert from a phone call Speedy Had with His Lawyer If he was a Red Neck
Down south, Speedy called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Speedy, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer
makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers
an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Speedy."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking Speedy?"
"Well, I was thinkin . . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?"[/
Down south, Speedy called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Speedy, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer
makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers
an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Speedy."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking Speedy?"
"Well, I was thinkin . . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?"[/
